Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
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