Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
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I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
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I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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