I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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