five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
We left an ass print on the piano.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
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