Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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