So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
Michael Bay diarrhea
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
MIDGETS
????
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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