Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
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and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
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I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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