Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
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She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
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4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
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