I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
honey bunches of taint.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
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