thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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