i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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