I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
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He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
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All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
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