is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
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This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
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All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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