Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
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just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
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ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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