i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
I forget how to act sober
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