what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
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