So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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