I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
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