I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Randomize
