btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Randomize
