I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
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just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
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The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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