none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
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You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
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There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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