Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
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Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
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I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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