i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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