im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
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i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
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I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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