question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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