Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
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I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
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Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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