Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
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AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
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All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
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