You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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