I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
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I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
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The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself