Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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