I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
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just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
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Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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