R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
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