Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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