I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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