Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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