I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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