Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
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Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
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PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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