also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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