3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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