hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
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