How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
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