i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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