wakey wakey hands off snakey
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
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Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
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That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
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