I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
i believe in u and ur pee
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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