I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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