Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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