i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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