so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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