I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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