afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
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You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
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okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I believe in your delicious
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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