maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
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I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
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Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
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