i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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