Whod you bang
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Randomize
