haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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