Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Randomize