did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
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The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
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Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
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