Porn is love you can see.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
Randomize
